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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

If tariffs don't work, why do so many nations still use them?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Webb telescope images frigid exoplanet in strange orbit - Phys.org

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

China accuses US of ‘severely violating’ trade truce - Financial Times

share office space ...

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Jets from black holes J1405+0415 and J1610+1811 - BBC Sky at Night Magazine

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

11 of the best and worst looks celebrities wore to the 2025 BET Awards - Business Insider

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

'AI scientist' discovers that common non-cancer drugs, when combined, can kill cancer cells - Earth.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

‘Game changing’ air conditioner recalled due to mold growth — here’s what to do if you own one of these units - New York Post

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Adam Silver Talks NBA Expansion - Blazer's Edge

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

'Strawberry moon' set to dazzle as rare lunar standstill graces the night sky - KOMO

Loons and Moons

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

How does a man look at you when he is in love?

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes