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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:10

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
If tariffs don't work, why do so many nations still use them?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
China accuses US of ‘severely violating’ trade truce - Financial Times
share office space ...
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
11 of the best and worst looks celebrities wore to the 2025 BET Awards - Business Insider
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Adam Silver Talks NBA Expansion - Blazer's Edge
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
'Strawberry moon' set to dazzle as rare lunar standstill graces the night sky - KOMO
Loons and Moons
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
How does a man look at you when he is in love?
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes